March 30th Humor

* To qualify for an “Are you smarter than a fifth grader” type contest there was an entry exam. One of the questions was: “What is the oldest desert in the world?” The man’s answer was “apple pie.”

@ My husband was just coming out of the anesthesia after a series of tests in the hospital. I was sitting at his bedside when his eyes fluttered open and he murmured, “You’re beautiful.” Flattered, I continued my vigil while he drifted back to sleep. Later he woke up and said, “you’re cute.” I asked, “What happened to beautiful?” “The drugs are wearing off,” he replied.

Scientists have discovered that Antarctica and Texas were once connected.  The say their first clue was when they were shot at by penguins.