May 14th Humor
# A man entered a restaurant at closing time, pushed the gun in the cook’s face, demanded all the money and 10 hamburgers to go. The cook explained that the grill was turned off it and would take 10 minutes for it to heat up enough to start cooking. He said he was hungry and would wait. A passerby saw the robbery in progress and alerted the police, two all beef paddy wagons came.
% I feel sorry for Moses who wandered around the desert for 40 years eating morsels of bread off the ground and little birds and had 3 million people asking him, “Are we there yet?”
A medical student was asked a question on his life science test. List four advantages of breast milk: He wrote:
- No need to boil to kill the germs.
- Cats can’t steal it.
- Available on demand…but then he ran out of answers until he recalled
- Comes in attractive containers.