May 14th Humor

% I feel sorry for Moses who wandered around the desert for 40 years eating morsels of bread off the ground and little birds and had 3 million people asking him, “Are we there yet?”

“Vladimir Putin celebrated his 63rd birthday. He had a nice party, but it got awkward when two of his friends got him the same country.”

I sent my young son to pick up ice cream, I handed him some money and a coupon. Later he came home with the ice cream and the coupon. When I asked him what happened, he replied, “Mom, I had enough money. I didn’t need the coupon.”