May 16th Humor

I was walking through an Iranian market when I saw a guy getting his hand stitched back on. I said, “Congratulations, I see you won your appeal!”

* One of my most challenging courses at the University of Denver was a business law class in which the professor gave difficult true – false tests. During one of the more exasperating exams, I noticed another student flipping a coin. The professor approached him. “Son are you guessing on this test?” “No sir,” said the student, “I was just checking my answers.”

Men don’t care what’s on TV, they care what else is on TV