May 18th Humor

Light travels faster than sound, that’s why some people look good until they start to talk.

A man in Hazard, Kentucky, divorced his wife because she “beat him whenever he removed onions from his hamburger
without asking for permission.”

# I work in a busy office where a computer going down causes quite an inconvenience. Recently one of our computers not only crashed, it made a noise that sounded like a heart monitor. “This computer has flatlined,” a coworker called out with mock horror. “Does anyone here know how to do mouse to mouse?”