May 19th Humor

* A man in a San Diego convenience store took out his wallet and set it on the counter to pay for the cup of coffee. Then surprisingly he pulled a gun and demanded everything in the cash register. The clerk explained they had just changed shifts and there was no money in the till. So the robber took the clerk’s watch and left the store. Police arrived and discovered that in his haste, the thief had left his wallet on the counter. The criminal didn’t have time to enjoy the watch.

# The man was studying the menu when she came over to take his order. “Do have frog legs?” he asked. “No” she replied, “It’s my arthritis that makes me walk this way.”
My 93 year old grandmother was in the hospital briefly and when she got out she told me she was thinking about changing doctors. She said, “I have been going to this doctor for 40 years now and I am not getting any healthier.”