May 27th Humor

* A lady had just come back from her cruise in the Caribbean. She went on and on about all the food; the selection and quality. She told us you could eat at anytime and have seconds at breakfast lunch and dinner. The she added, “The strangest thing, you know the salt water shrunk my bathing suit.”

% The bank repayment crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Golden Gate bridge as collateral.

A coworker stormed into my friend’s office yelling, “Did you tell Joan I was a witch?” Stunned, my friend sputtered, “No, I don’t know how she found out.”