Millennial Madness

Millennial Madness

An Ohio woman was arrested last week when she repeatedly called “911” to complain that her parents had cut off her cellphone service. Seloni Khetarpal of Jackson Township was arrested on Feb. 13 after she called the regional emergency dispatch center over and over again demanding that police come to her house. Court documents report she was “belligerent” during her phone calls to the point that officers decided to arrest her on charges of disrupting public services, a fourth-degree felony. Khetarpal is 36 years old and a licensed realtor. No word yet why her parents shut off her phone service in the first place.

I ran across some Bernie Bro millennial in the store running his mouth, calling me a boomer and blaming me for ruining the world. Then he acted like he wanted to fight me.
I said, “That’s pretty big talk for a guy with no health insurance.”

Why do millennials always type in lowercase?
because they reject capitalism.

How many millennials does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Enough to protest until the government does it for them.

Why doesn’t Santa have any millennial elves?
Because there are already enough snowflakes at the North Pole.