Mine is Bigger than Yours

Mine is Bigger than Yours

The Norwegians are challenging Canada’s 31 year moose supremacy. The two countries are locking horns over their respective moose statues vying for the world’s record tallest fake moose. Oslo has a chrome plated entry. “Mac the Moose” is like family to everybody of the city of Moose Jaw. People have talked about putting on a hat, people have talked about putting a hockey stick on, others have said put skates on him,” he said. “The most popular suggestion is giving him bigger antlers,” Tolmie said a fundraising campaign is underway to tackle the problem of making Mac taller. “Canada’s national pride is on the line”

Q: What do you call a Canadian sitcom about a naive boy?
A: Leave it to Bieber.

Q: How do you know Adam was a Canadian?
A: Who else could stand beside a naked woman and be tempted by a fruit?

Poster on college bulletin board: “World Class is an organization based in Seoul Korea that brings together all nationalities to discuss world issues and break down cultural barriers and prejudices. We meet once a week. No Canadians please.”

How many Canadians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they accept the light bulb as it is.