Moose on the Loose

Moose on the Loose

The Wise Physical Therapy office building near Anchorage has wide doors to allow handicapped folks easy access. The access was so easy that a mama moose decided to see what was inside. As staff and patients watched she looked around, tasted a couple of the lobby plants, wandered about for 10 minutes and decided to go back to the wild. “She was just going about her business, having a morning snack,” employee Stephanie Hupton said.

Q: Why couldn’t the Anchorage school district buy enough buses for children?
A: Because they had to buy the Zambonis first!

You might be an Alaskan if…

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.

You are vacationing in Hawaii and a beautiful woman in a bikini walks by and you think, “Boy, I’d sure like to see her in a snowmobile suit!”

You’re buying a house & you have to ask for water & electricity as an option.

Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.