Mythical creature lives in Alberta cornfield
Jane McMullin, co-owner of Hand Hills Crafts in Delia, Alberta, got a call from a neighbor telling her that “Morgan the Mystical Unicorn” had run away. Morgan had been embedded in the ground with stakes, outside the business for two years and had become a tourist attraction. Jane called the local RCMP and they rounded up a posse to find the errant mystical beast. While it was still too cold for the fairies to be out yet, there was a report of a strange muggle truck in the area between 1 and 5 in the morning. The Mounties did find Morgan in a corn field about 9 miles away suffering from scratches, dents and a missing horn. They will have to get a mythical Unicorn veterinarian from Toronto for the surgery. Fortunately, the Chinese have been selling Uighur cadaver unicorn horns for years. Morgan who is more than 9 feet high and weighs more than 385 pounds originally came from Texas. McMullin said, “He was a great landmark. People would say, ‘When you get to Delia, turn right at the unicorn.’ We’ve had hundreds of people stop to get pictures with him.”
Horny humor
Two Married Unicorns are lying in the stable. The husband Unicorn, without looking up from his newspaper, says “big storm’s a brewin”. The wife Unicorn then replies, “Well then I’m glad we didn’t go on that cruise with your whack job buddy Noah!”
What do you call a unicorn’s dad?
Popcorn!
A while ago, I thought I was going insane…
…until my unicorn and the gummy bear told me I was just fine.
What do you call a unicorn that had its horn cut off?
A eunuchorn!
What do you call a unicorn who got a covid shot?
An immunicorn
Birthdays on May 7th
1991 – Sydney Leroux, 1980 – Betsy Rue, 1994 – Erica Fernandez, 1987 – Katie Danza
1840 – Peter Illych Tchaikovsky, 1833 – Johannes Brahms, 1933 – Johnny Unitas
Morning Motivator
If you want to run with the big dogs, you have to get off the porch!