Nice legs there, governor

Nice legs there, governor

New Jersey governor Chris Christie left office with a dismal approval rating, but with two legs intact! Christie is the first elected NJ governor in decades to leave office without having broken a leg. We don’t mean “Break a leg!” metaphorically either. Governor Christine Todd Whitman “broke both bones in her lower right leg” while skiing in Switzerland. Jim Corzine broke his leg in a car crash. Jim McGreevey broke his leg after a fall in Cape May, Former lieutenant governor, Kim Guadagno broke her wrist and elbow while riding a bicycle. We’d still recommend that incoming governor Phil Murphy avoid sports.

Some tourists in the Museum of Natural History asks the guard, “Can you tell me how old the dinosaur leg bones are?” The guard replies, “They are 65,000,011 years old.”
“That’s an awfully exact number,” says the tourist. “How do you know their age so precisely?” The guard answers, “Well, the dinosaur bones were sixty five million years old when I started working here, and that was eleven years ago.”

Scientists here in California have discovered a rare species of legless lizards. Now don’t confuse that with spineless snakes; those are called congressmen. That’s totally different.

Q: Where does the one legged waitress work?
A: The IHOP

To Thrive in life, you need 3 bones. A Wish Bone, A Back Bone and a Funny Bone.