Not so Itsy Bitsy

Not so Itsy Bitsy

Jérémy Schalkwijk was trying to impress his new date with his pet goldfish, Cleo in his little fish pond. While they watched a giant nursery web spider snatched the unsuspecting fish out of its pond and carried it away. The spider lowered itself into the pond and used its fangs and front legs to carry the fish away. Stunned, Schalkwijk captured photos of the incredible event. “I couldn’t believe that a spider would be able to carry something twice its weight like that.” Stay alert if you are in Barberton, South Africa.

Wife after returning from fishing trip with husband to neighbor: “I did everything all wrong again today — I talked too much and too loud. I used the wrong bait. I reeled in too soon and I caught more than he did.”

The great thing about fishing is that it gives you something to do while you’re not doing anything.

One day, a man came home and was greeted by his wife dressed in a very sexy nighty. “Tie me up,” she purred “and you can do anything you want.” So he tied her up and went fishing.

Good fishing is just a matter of timing. You have to get there yesterday.