* There is one difference between the tax collector and a taxidermist. But taxidermist saves the skin.
* Man to friend: I figured out why the national debt is still here. Everybody’s earning money five days a week, but the government is still spending it seven days a week.
# At a Washington cocktail party two strangers strike up a conversation. After a few minutes of small talk, one asked, “Have you heard the latest White House joke?” The second fellow held up his hand. “Wait, before you begin, I should tell you that I work in the White House”. “Oh don’t worry”, the first man replied, “I’ll tell it very slowly”.