* The banking crisis has gotten so bad that three different banks are holding sub prime mortgages with the Brooklyn bridge as collateral.

* “What was you last job?” the the interviewer asked. “I cleaned out the bank.” the interviewer asked, “Were you the janitor or the president?”

@ So what part do you sing in the church choir?  Well, I started singing first bass, but they changed it after they heard me sing for awhile.”   “What did they change it to?”
“Short Stop”