* With the government raising taxes again and really make a fortune if you could come up with a product that’s low-priced, habit-forming and deductible.

@ Isn’t funny that men will blame fate for every mistake, but take personal credit for a hole in one.

@ Tom, a friend, spent all day on the golf course hitting his tee shot into every water hazard possible. As our foursome stepped to the 14th tee we faced yet another body of water, and beyond that, about 250 yards out, was the group ahead of us. Tom rarely hits the ball over 200 yards. Tom turned to us and asked, “Do you think it’s safe for me to tee off”? “Sure, Tom”, replied one friend,.  “Go ahead, Nobody is swimming.”