* Did you see in the Sharper Image catalog, they have a new Cricket watch that will never need batteries. It has a Swiss movement and keeps great time. You just have to wind it every day.

@ A little old lady being pestered by a politician, finally admitted “Well you’re my second choice”.   “I’m honored then Mam”, he gushed, “but may I ask who is your first choice?”  She said casually, “Anybody else’s who is running”.