Pizza that slides into your mouth
Pizza is one of the ultimate meals a busy person could have. The sheer variety of textures and flavors and creativity that can be condensed into a singular meal is astounding, and because it requires no cutlery, it can be eaten almost anywhere. However, that can also be where it falls flat for some. Using your hands to eat pizza can make them dirty and greasy, which was perhaps not as much of a big deal in the past, but with more people eating pizza while operating phones, many are battling with the risk of getting their phones and their clothes greasy and tomato sauce stained. Domino’s seems to have the solution for all the pizza-loving, video-swiping, gin back to work people out there. Domino’s new “ONE HANDomino’s”, a pizza that can truly be eaten with only one hand and with none of that extra clean up. Domino’s has never been shy about their pizza experimentation, as Japanese commuters have seen with their pizza rice bowls.
SORANEWS24’s intrepid reporter Mr. Sato spotted that the store offers a limited menu of five varieties of “pizza bento” meals, individual-sized pizzas with fries on the side in a to-go box. Perusing the menu a little more, our star found the one-handed pizza he had been searching for — the new Cheese Melting “ONE HANDomino’s” priced at $5.50 by itself or $6.50 with a drink. He was handed a tray with a drink and a long, rectangular box. Anyone familiar with a pizza knows the classic shape is round. Opening up the box and sure enough, despite the unfamiliar shape of the box, what he found was two slices of piping-hot pizza topped with melted cheese and pepperoni.
Mr. Sato picked up the box and wondered if the expected way to eat it was from the box. It felt a little awkward and heavy, and there was no telling when he would end up biting the box instead. Sliding the pizza out of the box, Mr. Sato was surprised to find that the cheese didn’t stretch and droop everywhere, like a traditional pizza. The pizza was delicious and, with something this convenient, Mr. Sato feels that he would be willing to eat pizza more often, especially since it helps protect his phone from unwanted grease. We’re now hoping Domino’s rolls out the “ONE HANDomino’s” at more stores, as it’s surely a hit waiting to happen.
St. Patrick’s Day in Japan
What’s the only major difference between Cinco de Mayo and Saint Patrick’s day?
Nobody wants to pretend to be Mexican.
The legend of St. Patrick is that he drove all the snakes out of Ireland and into American Law schools.
A ventriloquist is telling Irish jokes in Davy Byrne’s pub in Grafton Street, Dublin, when, O’Leary, an irate Irishman stands up shouting, “You’re making out we’re all dumb and stupid. I oughtta come up there and punch you in the nose.”
“I’m sorry sir, I………..”
“Not you,” says O’Leary, “I’m talking to that little fella on your knee.”
The tax preparer asked the Irish woman, “When was your son born?” She said, “in December last year. “That is great because you can claim him as deduction for the whole year that way.”
“Really?” “Sure, that is why there are so many babies are born in December.”
“Oh,” she replied, “I thought it was because of St. Patrick’s Day.”
March 17th Birthdays
1954 – Lesley-Anne Down, 1997 – Katie Ledeck, 1986 – Olesya Rulin, 1976 – Brittany Daniel
1955 – Gary Sinese, 1952 – Kurt Russell, 1964 – Rob Lowe, 1919 – Nat King Cole