Playing in the snow

Playing in the snow

Just when you thought you had seen everything in the winter in Yekaterinburg, Russia… A pair of elephants were out in the street and rolling around in the piles of snow on the side of the road. Two elephants from an Italian circus had been taken outside for a little exercise before they would go by train to St. Petersburg. The girls got so excited to be outside and around people they just let go. One man tried to push the elephants back, but was just slid along the street. After the girls had their fun, the trainers got a rope around their feet and with 23 people pulling, got them back into their building. Then it became Russia again.

How do we know that Adam and Eve were Soviet citizens? They had one apple between the two of them, they had no clothes, and they believed they were living in paradise.

Little Boy: What will communism be like when perfected? His Father: Everyone will have what he needs. Little Boy: But what if there is a shortage of meat? His Father: There will be a sign in the butcher shop saying, “No one needs meat today.”

On a sunny morning, Putin goes out on the balcony of his apartment, looks to the east, and says, “Hello, sun!” The sun replies, “Good morning, dear Vladamir Ilyich, the beloved leader of our glorious socialist motherland, the hope of all progressive humanity, and the guardian of peace on Earth!” In the evening, Putin admires the beautiful sunset and fishes for a compliment: “Hello again, sun!” The sun answers, “Up yours, idiot—I am in the West now.”

Q: Did you hear about the new Putin diet?
A: You let Trump eat your lunch every day.