Powered by clean cats

Imagine you are walking across the parking lot on the way to your local Target store and you hear a cat crying. You look around and cannot see any cats. You look between cars and as the crying continues, you even look under cars. While you can’t see any cats you can identify that the crying is coming from one shiny wet car, in fact the car is dripping. Where is the cat, because the passenger compartment is empty. This kindhearted and curious shopper called the Cheektowaga police to rescue the kitten. A pair of police officers were called to the scene and climbed under the vehicle to rescue the feline. The kitten survived what turned out to be a 10 mile ride on the engine and then the car wash. The woman who was driving the car had no idea the kitten was stuck and doesn’t own a kitten. The male kitty was safely dropped off at the SPCA. Police in Brighton, England though had a bigger record when they had to remove the grill from a car after “Chi” had survived a 40 mile ride to and from work. Chi had hidden in the neighbor’s car and was only discovered by her owner knocking on the all the neighbor’s doors searching for her.

 

Catalack Issues

A man walks into a bar with a cat and dog. They all sit down and the bartender says, “What can I get you?” The dog looks squarely at the bartender and says, “I’ll take a Vodka, the guy will take a water, and the cat will take a Scotch.” The bartender, in shock, says to the dog, “This is AMAZING! You’re a dog that can talk…” The guy looks at the bartender, and says, “Don’t be fooled, the cat is a ventriloquist.”

I phoned the animal shelter today and said, “I’ve found six kittens in a suitcase in the woods.” They asked, “Are they moving?”
I replied, “I don’t know but that would explain the suitcase.”

Why couldn’t Moses adopt a kitten from the animal shelter?
Because the shelter was non prophet.

I have a pencil once owned by Shakespeare…
Thanks to the cat it’s so chewed up I can’t tell if it’s 2B or not 2B.

 

May 27th Birthdays

1961 – Perl Gilpin, 1968 – Rebekah Brooks, 1961 – Cathy Silvers, 1978 – Shanola Hampton

1969 – Dondre Whitfield, 1981- Paul Bettany 1990 – Chris Colfer, 1950 – Adam Carolla

 

Morning Motivator:

“What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.”

 

Here Kitty, Kitty…