Psst, Have you seen a leopard?

Residents of the Chinese city of Hangzhou were recently given strict orders to remain indoors, it was not the plague. Three leopards had escaped from Hangzhou Safari Park, and they had been roaming around freely for weeks. It didn’t take long for locals to spot the dangerous predators skulking around the town and call police. But the private zoo officials denied any involvement in the incident fearing damage to ticket sales during China’s five-day Labor Day holiday Police discovered the animals ran off during an enclosure cleaning. Within a couple of days of the alert 2 of the 3 leopards were captured, but the third predator is still at large. Despite enlisting the aid of 1,700 personnel, tracker dogs, infrared motion sensors, and night vision tools, searchers appear no closer to capturing the third big cat. If you meet the leopard: “You can raise both hands up and stand quietly, or slowly back away. Don’t turn around and run.”

Escapist Humor

At a circus there’s a calamity and two leopards escape.
They manage to grab hold of a clown and start devouring him. One leopard turns to the other and asks, “Does this taste funny to you?”

Why don’t the animals in the zoo like to play games with the leopard?
They all think he’s a cheetah.

How do you spot a leopard?
You don’t, they come that way.

Did you hear about the aquatic sea mammals that escaped from the zoo?
It was otter chaos.

 

June 2nd Birthdays

1988 – Amber Marshall, 1978 – Nikki Cox, 1996 – Brittany O’Grady, 1981 – Abby Wambach

1972 – Wayne Brady, 1977 – Zacahary Quinto, 1978 – Wentworth Miller, 1979 – Justin Long

 

Morning Motivator:

Every man I meet is my superior in some way; in that, I learn of him.

 

Beijing, I think we have a problem