Real women eat big

Real women eat big

Molly Schuyler ate 32 hamburgers within 10 minutes in the 10th Annual “Z Burger” Eating Championship, breaking the 27-burger record she set last year and taking the champion title for the fifth time. Z burger is a local California chain, but runs one of the biggest burger-eating competitions and is a must-attend race for professional eaters nationwide. The audience was shocked by how much food 40-year-old Schuyler from could consume. But she said it’s her job to win. “You don’t have a reliable income with eating,” Schuyler said. “So, you make yourself eat cause if you don’t, you are broke.”

Two blondes decided to split a can of Diet Coke. One blonde opened the can, and poured half the contents into her own glass, and half into her friend’s glass. Before tossing the can, she stopped to read the nutritional information on the side. “‘Only one calorie per can,” she read aloud. “Hmm,” asked the other blonde. “I wonder which glass has the calorie?”

You can’t lose weight by talking about it. You need to keep your mouth shut.

Diet Day #1 – I removed all the fattening food from my house. It was delicious.

I know it’s 3 meals a day, but how many should I eat at night?