Recreation with benefits

Recreation with benefits

New video released by Cuyahoga County shows a drone dropping off contraband to inmates at the county jail’s Euclid annex. The video, captured on a jail security camera, shows several inmates playing cornhole inside a fenced off outdoor recreation area. An inmate looks up and spots something off camera. The man then walks to the center of the rec area and uses a shirt like a catcher’s mitt as a black satchel falls out of the sky. The satchel contained a cell phone and marijuana. It was the second time in two days authorities said an investigation was opened into possible drug smuggling into the facility.

Eight hours into his trial Paddy pleads guilty. “Why didn’t you plead guilty at the beginning and save the court’s time?” The judge demanded. “Well,” Paddy responded, “until I heard all the evidence, I thought I was innocent.”

The attorney tells the accused, “I have some good news and some bad news.” “What’s the bad news?” asks the accused. “The bad news is, your blood is all over the crime scene, and the DNA tests prove you did it.” “What’s the good news?” “Your cholesterol is only 130.”

An American dog, a Venezuelan dog and a Russian dog were locked in a kennel together. The American dog says, “In my country if you bark long enough, you will be heard and given some meat”. The Venezuelan dog replies, “What is meat?” and the Russian dog asks, “What is ‘bark?”

Now I know why Australians call each other “Mate”…
Australia started as a prison colony, so it is a short form of  INMATE..