Reducing the cost of college

Reducing the cost of college

Those students that leave their snow mobiles in the parking lot over night or beat the gate on the school parking lots have been given a break. at the University of Alaska, Anchorage campus anyone with parking fines can pay them with peanut butter and jelly. University officials say each person could use PB&J payments for two citations issued within the past 45 days. Officials say two 16-ounce (454-gram) jars offer a $10 credit, three jars offer a $35 credit and five jars offer a $60 credit. Any unopened commercially produced nut butter-almond, cashew, peanut butter or any flavor jam, jelly, marmalade or preserves would be accepted.

My girlfriend moved to Alaska.
Since then, she’s been cold and distant.

A thousand years ago, a group of Native Americans tried to cross into Russia from Alaska but failed. They couldn’t get their Bering Strait.

Alaska has its own capital!
Did Juneau that?

You might be an Alaskan if:

You owe more money on your snowmobile than your car.
Your snowblower gets stuck on the roof.
You frequently clean grease off your barbecue so the bears won’t prowl your deck.