Schnitzel machine

Schnitzel machine

Hungry Germans craving a sausage in the dead of night are increasingly turning to vending machines for their bratwurst, bockwurst, and barbecue meats. Machines are “booming” outside German cities where shops are less likely to stay open for long hours. “There is strong development of vending machines used to deliver meat, milk, eggs and other products to customers outside of core open hours.” There are over 570,000 vending machines in Germany. Unusual vending machines have long had an association with Japan, where they have been known to sell everything from sake to underwear.

I wish our Congress was made up of vending machines
So they would accept change

Q: How many Germans does it take to change a light bulb?
A: Only Von! Ve are very efficient and this is not a time to joke!

My grandfather personally killed 30 German aviators during World War II
He was the worst mechanic the luftwaffe had.

I’ve recently developed a paranoia about German sausages.
I feel the wurst is yet to come.