Senior Gator Getter

Senior Gator Getter

An 80-year-old Florida man, Ed Chapman, capture the 6 1/2-foot alligator that waited in his yard. His dog, Rocco, alerted him to the intruder and he used a noose pole to try to ensnare it. “I went and got the noose pulled, and I got it around its neck. He swatted me with his tail and knocked my legs out from under me.” “We argued together until we got all the way over to this pond,” he said, “and then he got his front legs down in the reeds there, and then we went all the way down, and he had his face in the water.” Chapman then called 911 for backup. “I said, ‘I just need some help. I got it contained, but I need some help to get it out,” he said.

In Texas, if your name is Carlos, you’re a Mexican. In Florida, you’re a Cuban. In New York, you’re a Puerto Rican. And I come to Canada and I find out I’m an Eskimo.

A giant python was discovered in Florida. Spooky news for a state that derives half it’s income from a giant mouse.

I just got wonderful news from my real estate agent in Florida. They found land on my property.

I like Florida. Everything is in the 80’s. The temperatures, the ages and the IQ’s.