September 10 Humor

* “Eat your spinach young man, think of all the children starving all around the world who would love to have spinach like you get.” The smart boy responded, “Name two.”

# 1st Cowboy: “Howdy, My name is Tex.”    2nd Cowboy: “You from Texas?”  “Nope, I am from Louisianna, but who wants to be called Louise?”

@ Husband: “Why do you weep and sniffle over those actors on TV telling imaginary stories of people you never met?”  The wife replied, “For the same reasons you yell and scream at the TV when somebody you do not know scores a touchdown.”