September 9 Humor

* Lincoln worked for his education, he walked 12 miles to school and 12 miles back home every day. No matter whether  rain, or snow, or hail. No school bus, no federal lunch program. Man what a lousy PTA that school must have had.

* Lincoln called in two senators to discuss who he should choose as the Indian commissioner. Lincoln outlined his criteria to the senators: The commissioner should be pure minded, moral, a Christian man, frugal and self sacrificing”. The senator responded, “You won’t find him in Washington’. Lincoln asked “Why not”.” The senator replied “because he died about 1800 years ago.”

@ The gang of Canadian lumber jacks were really getting tired of the same old camp food day after day. One Friday they pooled their money and sent one of the guys into town to bring back some real food. When the courier returned he had 10 bottles of whiskey and a loaf of bread. The men complained that he had wasted their money asking, “What are we going to do with all that bread.”