Sister by another Mister

Sister by another Mister

A Swedish teenager has found her doppelgänger, her exact double, not in her house but in Dublin. Sara Nordstorm, 17, found 21-year-old Shannon Lonergan, from Ireland, on website Twin Strangers, a service dedicated to helping people track down their lookalike. The two were shocked when they met one another, with Ms Lonergan saying, “Our noses, our eyes, we have the exact same ears, lips expressions, pout, smile… it’s just weird”. “My friends actually thought the picture of Shannon was me.” said Nordstrom, on her way to Ireland. The pair are also almost the same height. Weirder still, both their parents owned furniture stores.

A husband was excitedly calling the relatives to give them the good news of their newborn babies. He called his mother-in -law and told her, “We have twins” She was a little hard of hearing and asked, “Could you repeat that.” He answered, “I doubt it, I was surprised it happened the first time.”

A census taker in a rural area went up to a farmhouse and knocked. When a woman came to the door, he asked her how many children she had and their ages. She said, “Les’ see now, there’s the twins, Sally and Billy, they’re eighteen. And the twins, Seth & Beth, they’re sixteen. And the twins, Penny and Jenny, they’re fourteen.” “Hold on!” said the census taker, “Did you get twins every time?” The woman answered, “Heck no, there were hundreds of times we didn’t get nothin’.”

An impetuous student negotiated date with a pair of Siamese twins one night. When he got home his roommate asked did you have a good time he replied, “Yes and no”.

Why did the Siamese twins move to England? So the other one could drive!