Superdog and sun roof

Superdog and sun roof

Emma Heinrich said her 2-year-old French bulldog, Winston, went running up the stairs of her Manhattan apartment building and bounded onto the roof, where he was unable to stop before reaching the ledge. “I kind of watched him reach the edge and try to slow himself down, but it was too late and he just tumbled over the edge,” The edge was 6 stories up and “the three seconds between him going over the edge and him making impact was … felt like hours.” Winston had crashed through a parked car’s sunroof, sustaining only minor injuries. He received some stitches at the local vet and was sent home. “I’m still trying to wrap my head around the astronomical odds of him walking away from this fall with nothing more than a few cuts and scratches,” Heinrich said.

My aunt recalled a senior couple’s conversation at the grocery store. Apparently, they were taking a trip with their dog and were looking at pet supplies to bring along. After scrutinizing some canned food, the wife said to her husband, “Let’s not take the dog this time.” The husband snapped back, “We can’t do that, I already told him he could go.”

What’s the difference between a new husband and a new dog?
1) After a year, the dog is still excited to see you.
2) A dog only takes a couple of months to train.

My mother-in-law was bitten by a dog yesterday. How is she now? She’s fine – but the dog died.

If dogs could talk, it would take a lot out of the fun of having one.