Take shell-ter!
John Gardner was driving to work on the interstate for his second day on the job. He saw a truck in front of him kick up something with its rear tire. Before he knew what was happening, that something became a turtle that punctured his windshield and sprayed glass shards all over him. “I could not tell what it was while it was in the air, and even once it had been inside my windshield for a few seconds, it took me a few seconds to be like, ‘Oh! That’s a turtle,’ It was a decent enough size to break a windshield.” The impact also caused noticeable damage to the car’s hood and wiper system, Despite being “covered in lots and lots of glass” from the shattered windshield, he was uninjured. He called his boss to say, ‘Hey, a turtle got hit into my windshield. I’ll be a bit late.'” “They were like: ‘You can’t really make something like this up, so just send us the pictures later and we’ll talk about it then.'”
Turtley Humorous
How do you make a turtle fast?
Don’t feed it.
What sound does a wasp make when it hits your windshield?
A bee flat.
I had a teacher in high school, Ms. Turtle.
She tortoise well.
A group of scientists and engineers teamed up to create the best car brakes and most responsive set of tires. That can stop from 120 mph to 0 in 2 seconds…
… now they are working on the strongest windshield.
April 30th Birthdays
1986 – Dianna Argon, 1986 – Gal Gadot, 1982 – Kirsten Dunst
1976 – Johnny Galecki, 1982 – Drew Sealy, 1981 – Sam Heughan, 1962 – Isaiah Thomas
Morning Motivator
You have to believe in happiness or happiness never comes.