That is all you can eat

That is, all you can eat.

German Ironman triathlete Jaroslav Bobrowski, 30, was banned from the all-you-can-eat “Running Sushi” in Landshut, Germany. “Jar” paid just $18.49 for the all-you-can eat meal. The restaurant primarily makes the money from alcohol on all-you-can-eat nights. Bobrowski, is on a special diet where he fasts for 20 hours then eats until he is full. He was a regular at the sushi spot, but when the owner saw his last meal, 100 plates of sushi, Jar was banned from the restaurant.

The Japanese eat very little fat and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. On the other hand, the French eat a lot of fat and also suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Japanese drink very little red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans. The Italians drink excessive amounts of red wine and suffer fewer heart attacks than the British or Americans:
Conclusion: Eat and drink what you like. It’s speaking English that kills you.

The optimist sees the doughnut, the pessimist sees the hole, and the realist sees the calories.

Entered what I ate today into my new fitness app and it just sent an ambulance to my house.

Just burned 2,000 calories. That’s the last time I leave brownies in the oven while I nap.