That phone is shot

That phone is shot

Here is another reason to always carry your phone. A 43-year old man had returned Wednesday to find an armed man, who was known to him, waiting outside his home in Nimbin, Australia. The two men argued and the 39 year old pulled back his bow to shoot an arrow. The homeowner raised his phone to take a picture of the assailant and the weapon. The assailant fired and the phone took the arrow only bouncing the phone off the homeowner’s chin from the impact. A 39-year old man was arrested at the scene and charged, police said.

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