These shoppers are serious

These shoppers are serious

It was just a quiet, regular day at the ShopRite supermarket in Howell, new Jersey, until…A woman saw the woman in front of her had too many items on the conveyor to be in the express checkout lane. The Howell woman challenged a woman from Brick and they proceeded to yell at each other. The yelling turned to slapping… to punching and a third woman tried to intervene and stop the fight. The Brick woman (the complainer) fell down and proceeded to bite the leg of the referee. Store employees broke up the scrap before officers arrived. Police charged both original combatants. All three women were treated at the store for minor injuries.

My wife rushed into the supermarket to pick up a few items. She headed for the express line where the clerk was talking on the phone with his back turned to her. “Excuse me,” she said, “I’m in a hurry. Could you check me out, please?” The clerk turned, stared at her for a second, looked her up and down, smiled and said, “Not bad.”

I asked Arnold Schwarzenegger in the checkout line where he got his eggs.
He responded “Aisle B, back”

At the checkout, I was next in line and the clerk asked, “Cash or credit?” I replied, “I never charge anything.” The man behind me in the line asked. “Will you marry me?”

I really want to buy one of those grocery checkout dividers.
But the lady behind the counter keeps putting it back.