This baby set the world on fire

This baby set the world on fire

Dennis Dickey of Tucson, Arizona thought he had a great idea to finish their pregnancy with a bang. He made up balloons that were filled with pink or blue powder and to give it a little extra kick put in some explosive Tannerite. As the gender reveal party reached its high point the balloons were thrown into the air and Dennis, being a border patrol agent, shot the blue balloon signifying a new baby boy. The blue powder went everywhere and the Tannerite did its crackling and sparking. Unfortunately, the sparking landed on a tinder dry field. The fire burned 47,000 acres and required 800 firefighters to contain over the course of a week. Dickey was fined $8 million dollars which he has promised to pay at $500 per month.

 

Q. What is the most reliable method to determine a baby’s sex?
A. Childbirth.

Q. Since I became pregnant, my breasts, rear-end, and even my feet have grown. Is there anything that gets smaller during pregnancy?
A. Yes, your bladder.

Q: Our baby was born last week. When will my wife begin to feel and act normal again?
A: When the kids are in college.

Q. My wife is five months pregnant and so moody that sometimes she’s borderline irrational.
A. So what’s your question?