Too much of a good

A Cessna 402C, airplane bound for Australia was taking off from the end of a remote runway in Papua New Guinea. No matter how much gas the pilot gave her she just would not lift off. The plane ended up in the jungle tangled in vines. When folks went to try to help the pilot they could not find him. As authorities arrived, they found it curious that not only the pilot was missing, but so were the guys who had loaded the small plane. Australian Police said the Cessna was overloaded with more than 1200 pounds of cocaine worth about $80 million. Far too much for the aircraft to handle on a short grass runway. The failed operation allegedly involved five members of a Melbourne-based criminal syndicate with links to Italian organized crime, who have all now been charged.


Jokes that will get you high

My local drug dealer started dressing up as a Jehovah’s Witness so he wouldn’t arouse suspicion.
He got arrested after the police saw people actually letting him in.


My parents used to tell me that drug dealers would offer me free drugs until I got addicted to them, then they would charge me extremely high prices for it once I got addicted.
Looking at games in the App Store, I think those drug dealers have turned into game developers.


I bought some shoes from a drug dealer.
I don’t know what he laced them with, but I was tripping all day!


I’m pretty sure Twitter is the Crack smoking section of Facebook.


August 7th Birthdays

1962 – Maggie Wheeler, 1975 – Charlize Theron, 1983 – Abbie Cornish

1992 – Mike Trout, 1997 – Brett Gray, 1960 – David Duchovny, 1967 – David Mann


Morning Motivator

Leadership is communicating to people their worth and potential so clearly that they come to see it in themselves.


It’s a jungle in there

These drugs got no one high