Yes, it is good on gas, but…

Yes, it is good on gas, but…

You may have heard the hurricane that swept over Alabama was going to flatten Florida, except it didn’t. Patrick Eldridge was worried his “Smart Car” would get blow away in the almost disaster. So he parked it in his kitchen. He had two take two doors off their frames, but he got it in. The idea was a complete success. The Jacksonville couple’s car was safe and now they are social media stars. If the wind would have blown his car away, wouldn’t it have taken the roof off the house as well? Jessica Eldridge may be knitting a Volkswagen out of steel wool for the next storm. Watch Etsy for details.

 

I pull into a gas station and a guy fueling a jacked-up F-350 starts giving me grief about the size of my car.

Is it legal to have that thing on the street?

Where’s the rubber band?

Are there another 99 clowns in that thing?

“Hey, I tripped over your car in the parking lot.”

 

How do you double the value of your smart car? Fill it with gas.

I forgot my coffee this morning so I’m gonna drive on the rumble strips along the side of the road all the way to work just to be safe.

Last Father’s Day my son gave me something I always wanted: the keys to my car.

I always adjust the seat and mirrors when I drive my husband’s car so he doesn’t forget he’s married.