That’s a real woman

Deshai Fudd, 23 was really, really pregnant, but was already busy with one little girl and a house. Deshai felt the time to deliver was getting close and she talked her husband into calling off work to take her to the hospital.  Once they got the freeway, it was a parking lot. Her contractions got serious and then her water broke right there in the passenger seat. But the cars were still not moving. Then it got really spooky… Deshai felt more squeezing and reclined the seat, within a minute her next baby girl popped out. Deshai looked down into her pants and there was the baby. Her husband was really nervous now about getting her to the hospital as they crawled along. Deshai started videoing the action and later posted it online. “My husband was yelling and asking if I was okay and asking what he should do.”

Fortunately, they came upon a state trooper that was monitoring traffic. Hubby pulled behind the police car, ran up and tried to explain to the officer that his wife just had a baby in the front seat of his car and they needed to get to the hospital quickly. It took another try to get the policeman to understand why this guy was yelling at him through the window on the side of the road, but once he understood he agreed. They drove behind the police car with lights and siren going.  The officer also radioed ahead to the hospital to explain the situation. “She didn’t cry so we were concerned until I felt her move,” Deshai recorded, painting the chaotic scene. They arrived at the hospital around 20 minutes later, when “about 10 to 15 nurses ran out to the car and cut the umbilical cord, and got us into the building,” Deshai described. “They wrapped the baby up in some blankets and took us into a room to check on everything,” she added. Everyone checked out and after a night in the hospital with no complications, the next day baby girl and Dad drove home at a less hectic pace.  Dariya Denise was born at 5 lbs. 7 oz. the video below shows Dariay coming home; the flabbergasted mom cradling her pride and joy, which is swaddled in a blanket in her lap behind the dashboard. However, ultimately the proud momma says she’s just glad that “my baby is healthy and safe and that was what kept me afloat.” “That was very scary but we are blessed to have another healthy, beautiful addition to the family,” Deshai said. “We can’t wait for her to grow up and hear her crazy birth story.”

Borning Humor

When I was younger, I always felt like I was a man trapped in a woman’s body.
Thankfully, it all changed when I was born.

God created childbirth to give women the chance to experience what it’s like…
For a guy to catch a cold…

A blonde had just given birth to triplets. Her friend had told her to call her as soon as the baby was born. So the new mother called her pal immediately and asked her to come right over.  As soon as the friend saw the babies she shrieked, “They’re adorable!”  “Hmmm,” the blonde said, “I know, it’s difficult to pick which one I should keep.” 

My father was born a conjoined twin, but the doctors managed to separate them at birth.
I have an uncle, once removed.

February 21st Birthdays

1997 – Sophie Turner,  1988 – Ellen Page, 1934 – Rue McClanahan, 1980 – Jennfier Love Hewitt

1955 – Kelsey Grammar, 1977 – Mike McIntyre, 1992 – Joe Alwyn, 1990 – Corbin Bleu

Morning Motivator: