July 18 Humor

* My grandson Tanner recently visited a fire station on the kindergarten field trip. While reviewing safety tips, the fire chief task, “What would you do if your clothes were on fire”? Tanner replied, “Wear something else.”

@ One day my wife got so confused driving downtown that she ended up driving up the side of building. The worst part was she ran into another confused woman who was driving down the building.

Students, what is man’s noblest friend?   The hot dog – it feeds the hand that bites it.