March 2nd Jokes

@ “He is great on the court,” a sports writer said of the college basketball player in an interview with his coach. “But how is his scholastic work?”   “Why, he makes straight A’s,” replied the coach. “Wonderful,” said the sportswriter. “Yes,” agreed the coach, but his B’s are a little bit crooked.”

A large group of Japanese tourists finished their visit to the Sid Richardson collection of Western art in Fort Worth. As they descended the stairs, the friendly Texan guide said goodbye in the local vernacular calling after them, “y’all come back now, you hear?” With that, the entire group turned and walked back up the stairs.

A woman was bemoaning that her husband had left her for the sixth time. “Oh don’t worry,” said her girlfriend “he will come back again.” She sobbed out, “Not this time. This time he took his golf clubs with him.”