August 29 Humor

* Speaker: “I have been allotted only ten minutes for this topic and I don’t know where to begin.” One of the crowd called out, “Begin at the ninth minute.”

* Upon entering the room of a hotel a woman recognized a prominent government official pacing up and down the floor and asked what he was doing. He said he was getting ready to give a speech. She asked, “Do you usually get this nervous before talking to large crowd?” He denied the allegation, “I never get nervous.”   “In that case,”  she inquired “What are you doing in the ladies room?”

My boss’ wife was exasperated with her sister who always bought unreliable cars and then called Sherry to bail her out of the mechanical breakdown situations. One day Sherry got a call from her sister looking for a ride from her latest incident. Sherry asked, “What happened this time?” “The brakes went out,” came the reply. “Where are you now?” Sherry asked. “I am in the Walgreen’s at Pearl and Bagley,” came the reply. “And where is the car now?” “It is in here with me.”