September 1 Humor

* A husband and wife were playing chess when she remarked, “This reminds me of when we were dating.”   He queried, “We never played chess when we were dating, Alice. ”  “I know, even then it took you two hours to make a move.”

@ The Music industry has filed 261 lawsuits against individuals who have illegally  downloaded music off the Internet. If you have downloaded songs, you could end up losing your computer, your life savings, and your home. If you downloaded country music, you could lose your dog, your girl, and your truck.

@ The emergency room was full and one of the X-ray machines broke which meant the line was twice as long for the remaining one. As is walked past a man with a broken leg, lying on a gurney waiting for the X-ray, He asked when he would get treated and I just gave him a mumbled “We are doing the best we can” and kept on walking. Later, I was the one to push him into the X-ray room and he asked, “Do you develop the pictures here or are you sending them out.”