January 31 Humor

* A tourist was driving through Jackson Hole, Wyoming and saw some ranch hands driving cows along the highway. One of cowboys wore a baseball cap. The curious greenhorn woman pulled up alongside the cowboy and asked, “Why aren’t you wearing a cowboy hat?” “Well ma’am,” said the cowboy, tugging on the hat’s brim, “I didn’t want to look like a truck driver.”

@ A grandmother was upset because none of her grandchildren ever sent her a thank you note for their Christmas gifts. In next year, things were different. “The children came over in person to thank me,” the grandmother told a friend triumphantly. “How wonderful,” the friend explained, “what do you think caused this change in behavior?” “Oh, that’s easy,” the grandmother replied. “This year I didn’t sign the checks.”

@ Closing out my account with a local credit union, the teller had me sign some forms and then handed me a check for the balance. I told her I would like to cash it immediately. “Oh, no,” she replied. “You don’t have an account here.”