June 18 Humor

* Our daughter was at an Army retreat in the back woods of Georgia for a leadership training exercise. She had to spend 6 weeks living in the woods in primitive conditions. She called home one weekend and explained she had met one of the men and she was interested in him. She explained, “but because we are not allowed to wear makeup,  he really has no idea what I look like.”

@ The patient was given the good news after years of therapy and medication the doctor declared him cured of his delusion that he was Napoleon.  “Oh wonderful,” the man exclaimed, “May I use the phone, I need to call Josephine and tell her the news.”

# A proper lady went to the animal shelter and took home a cat to be her house pet. A day later, she called back and said they would have to return the cat because it was a bird killer and she could not bear to see another animal harmed. She offered to have her husband make a contribution to the society for their trouble taking the cat back. She explained that would have to wait a few days though, “Because my husband is up north deer hunting.”