December 7 Humor

* On a long Sunday of football my wife commented that the TV networks must think the average fan is pretty stupid because they have to show the whole game over again with replays. I told her it was not the IQ of the average fan, but at any time during any game somewhere there was a wife walking in front of the TV set during a crucial play.

@ An indicted employee at an elementary school made off with more than school supplies, she stole a refrigerator. She discovered the refrigerator wasn’t working when she got it home. So she called the  school systems maintenance department. She must have thought the school system should be responsible for making sure the equipment ran properly at least before someone steals it.

# “I see by the paper that the concert you attended last night was a tremendous success.”  “Yes, I guess so, I had no idea I was enjoying it so much at the time.”