July 24th Humor

@ Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Mormon asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure, it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”

With today’s focus on exercising, I tried to talk my husband into joining me on a 20 minute walk each night. One evening after reading an article called, “Brighten your sex life,” I felt I had a new argument to present. I told my husband, according to what I read, if you just walked 20 minutes a day it would improve his sex life. He replied, “Who do I know that is 20 minutes away?”

* A woman at a restaurant in Spotsylvania County, Virginia saw two apparently able-bodied young men park in a handicapped spot. When she asked them to to please move, they cursed her. They had parked there as a getaway for their accomplice  who was robbing the restaurant. The woman provided the police with a description of the car and the license plate number.