* I think my wages are frozen, one worker said to another. When I opened my pay envelope, a light went on.

@ “I never saw you rolling your own cigarettes before. Why are you doing them now?”   “Because, the after my check up, the doctor said I should be getting a little exercise.”

@ While serving as a church usher, was carrying out a tradition of escorting parishioners to their seats before the service began. After her return to the entrance of the sanctuary to escort the next party, I greeted to strangers and asked them where they would like to sit. Looking confused, the young man smiled and said, “Non smoking, please.”