Peanut is in a jar

Animal rescuers in New Zealand tracked a cat on the loose with a plastic peanut butter jar stuck over its head. No one knew the cat or how it got stuck, but the sympathetic calls came in daily to save this poor trapped feline. They tracked the cat for two weeks of close call escapes. Finally, a homeowner was able to corner the cat in her yard and the workers captured him with a noose. “We took him to the vet, and they had to sedate him to get the jar off. He was pretty skinny. He had been two weeks without food or water and would have had only a tiny bit of air getting in.” Anneliese of the rescue crew said the cat, now dubbed “Peanut”, is recovering from his ordeal and will be placed with a foster family.

 Nutty humor

I made a playlist for hiking with music from Eminem, the Cranberries and the Peanuts.
I call it my Trail Mix.

Did you hear that awful joke about the peanut butter? I’m not telling you. You might spread it!

A woman is sitting at a bar… when she hears a voice say, “You look fantastic!”
Looking around she saw no one else around her, so he called the bartender over and asked him if he heard the voice telling her how great she looked.
The bartender says, “Oh yeah, that’s the peanuts, they’re complimentary.”

I’m allergic to peanuts
If I am even in the same room as Snoopy my face starts to swell up.

 

July 9th Birthdays

1996 – Georgie Henley, 1984 – Miriam Isa, 1997 – Meg Delacy

1992 – Mitchell Muuso, 1993 – Douglas Booth,   1952 – John Tesh, 1956 – Tom Hanks

 

Morning Motivator

I want to be all used up when I die, for the harder I work the more I live.

 

See the jarring ordeal

NZ cat rescued from plastic jar