August 28th Humor

* In addition to my job with a package delivery company I’m an emergency medical technician and a volunteer firefighter. As I drove home from work one day I heard a radio call about a woman in labor. I went to the address in sizing up the situation, told the expectant mother, “You’re going to have his baby right here in the living room.” The birth was perfect. after I announced she had a beautiful, healthy baby girl the mother looked at me and saw the emblem on my shirt. “Oh  my,” she gasped. “My baby was delivered by UPS.”

@ My first wife divorced me on grounds of incompatibility. Besides I think she hated me.