September 25th Humor

% Mark Twain was famous for debating people. He got into a debate with a Mormon about polygamy. The Mormon asked Twain, “Can you tell me one verse of the bible that says polygamy is forbidden?” Twain sucked up a deep breath and said, “Sure it says in there somewhere, No man can serve two masters.”

Two Arabs are sitting in the Gaza Strip chatting over a pint of goats milk. One pulls his wallet out and starts flipping through pictures and they start reminiscing. “This is my oldest son. He’s a martyr. “Here’s my second son. He’s a martyr too!” After a pause and a deep sigh, the second Arab wistfully says , They blow up so fast, don’t they?”

A Tennessee traffic cop pulled over speeding motorist asking,  “Do you have any ID?” The motorist replied, “about what?”